Where is my meerkat?

[blennon]

I did my 'simples' weeks ago for car insurance and the toy tracker says it is, "Stuck somewhere in middle Englandshire awaiting freedom to go north to Land of Scots."

Still fuck all.

While I'm at it, I'll ask why no cunt has sussed Meerkats are from Africa so why the middle east characters wearing a fez?

Grrrr. Anyone else been short changed of their fluffy meerkat?

[meerkatmanor]

Hi Brian,

Sorry for the delay with your Meerkat. However, he likes to take in the world (you can see some of his reviews on tripadvisor).
He is also a keen sportskat, and in particular waterpolo. The last I heard from him, he was opening a new commonwealth swimming pool.

He should be with you soon though.